flyawaymax:

even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.

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secretlymisha:

the cutest dorks [donate]

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harlequinnade:

Mat Fraser is a gift (x)

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onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath

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if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

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oldnewborrowedbluebox:

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there

oldnewborrowedbluebox:

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there

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fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

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starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

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onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

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kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

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